SETTING: Bob Evans, where a 60ish father, irritated, offering forceful advice to his son and daughter-in-law, themselves new parents.
FATHER– You know what I think you need to do? You know what I think it is you NEED to do? Okay? Are you ready for me to tell you what it is I think the two of you NEED to do? Here it is… You NEED. TO. DO. SOMETHIN’.