Actual conversations overheard in a men’s restroom in the Luis Muñoz Marín International Airport in San Juan, Puerto Rico
FATHER— Michael, are you in here? (Beat) Michael, are you in here?
TEENAGE SON– Dad, fuck off.
FATHER-– But are you in here?
TEENAGE SON-– YES!
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