(SETTING: My house. I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth like a good boy. The wife is climbing into bed, exhausted, teeth unbrushed.)
THE WIFE– I’m going to bed. I don’t think I have the energy to even brush my teeth tonight.
ME– (Through toothpaste) Better watch out, or you’ll get a visit from the Cavity Creeps.
THE WIFE– The Cavity Creeps? What do they do?
ME– (Adopts Cavity Creep voice) “They MAKE holes in TEETH! They MAKE holes in TEETH!”
(Laughs maniacally at own joke.)
THE WIFE– You are officially an idiot.