Actual Conversations Overheard at the China Palace Today

A five year-old boy at the next table opens his fortune cookie and passes the fortune to his grandpa.

KID— What does mine say?

GRANDPA— (without taking even a beat, “reads”) “If you don’t start minding, things are going down hill quick for you.”

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